DecemberShop until you drop

Novemberx x x

OctoberLike it like you mean it

SeptemberStart whatever from Tuesday

AugustDon't pee in the see

JulyGirls beware of cameltoe

JuneKeep your armpits dry

MayFollow your fart

AprilDon't forget not to tell a joke

MarchEat more broccoli

FebruaryBuy a shit that she doesn't need

January1 vodka a day keeps a headache away

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UK Parobrod?

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